Dog owners  like Sableyes know that it’s usually easier to get a photo of your pet while it’s asleep. Trouble is, once they’re settled down, you aren’t supposed to move.

You moved
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Whaaa?
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Are you looking at me?

Fortunately, Rosie’s not from Liverpool. When I was at the Liverpool Institute back in the day, a typical confrontation would go as follows;

“Worra yew lookin’ a’?”

The wise response was to do what dad did and keep mum. Otherwise, whatever you said, you’ld get;

” Are ye talkin’ to me or chewin’ a brick?”

This was a not entirely humorous invitation to have your teeth knocked out, as Ricky Tomlinson and Noddy Holder will now demonstrate;