Dog owners like Sableyes know that it’s usually easier to get a photo of your pet while it’s asleep. Trouble is, once they’re settled down, you aren’t supposed to move.
Fortunately, Rosie’s not from Liverpool. When I was at the Liverpool Institute back in the day, a typical confrontation would go as follows;
“Worra yew lookin’ a’?”
The wise response was to do what dad did and keep mum. Otherwise, whatever you said, you’ld get;
” Are ye talkin’ to me or chewin’ a brick?”
This was a not entirely humorous invitation to have your teeth knocked out, as Ricky Tomlinson and Noddy Holder will now demonstrate;